Not just another quiz
Most cat quizzes online ask what your cat looks like or what color you feel it is. This one asks about actual behavior, weights answers across five dimensions (with reverse-coded items to catch lazy clicking), and gives you a verdict that's at least loosely defensible. We don't keep your answers. We don't sell your data. The structure is borrowed from peer-reviewed feline-personality research; every question and verdict is rewritten from scratch so we don't tread on anyone's intellectual property. The five personas are creative, not clinical — treat the result the way you'd treat a horoscope, except one where someone actually did the math.